Annual Cicada Life Lessons Sticker

Annual cicadas have this life thing down-pat: and they do so with a few simple guidelines. They don't need to get up as soon as they hatch: no, they sleep in for a year or two in a cozy soil bed, munching on sweet tree sap every now and again. Then, when they're ready to get up, they shed their skin to become new insects, sipping more sweet tree goodness for energy. Finally they sing for love - with their legs! - to continue the cycle of cicada wisdom.

If this simplified life sounds good to you, you might need this sticker.

They are waterproof, UV-proof, and cicada-nymph-soil-bed proof (probably).