I Yam Root Pinback Button

It's Friday night after a long week, and you're finally in the kitchen getting ready to make an easy yet comforting dinner: microwaved sweet potato. It's not gourmet, it's not complicated, but it's full of some kind of nutrient and it's going to be delicious. You reach for the potato when all of a sudden, you hear a small voice:

"I yam root."

You look down at the oblong shape in your hand and realize it's spoken. And what's more, it has a face. It's a cute face. Before you can say anything, it says once again, a little louder this time,

"I yam root."

You slowly nod and say, "Yes, yes you are," and pull out your phone to order a pizza. Nutrients aren't worth whatever punishment the gods would have in store for you for murdering a talking tuber.

"I yam root," it says again, but this time you kind of understand what it's saying.

"I'm also in the mood to watch The Mummy again," you say, and you carry your new friend into the living room to wait for your dinner.

Measures 1.5 inches across.

PRO-TIP! To secure your button to a backpack or purse, slip a rubber earring back onto the pin after slipping into the fabric, then close. The button may come unclasped, but the rubber earring back should keep it in place until you can re-clasp!